DSS...

Coming to London where the streets are paved with gold was my plan. Signing on for benefits was not but I am entitled so why not.....? Oddly I rather, perversely, enjoy signing on as I get to boast about how proactive, and unlucky, I have been. I also get to go to a little Middle Eastern cafe for a recession busting coffee. How else can I make some mnoney I wonder? Is lottto too much of a longshot?