Daves' Diary

Welcome to my very own slice of the world wide web. This is an account of my trials and tribulations as I try to forge ahead on this spinning globe and get myself a 'career' in the process. Please read on and make sure your feet are clean. Thanks!

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Tuesday 11 October.....

more stories from the dark recesses...

Tuesday 11 October:

Dear David Morrison

Following your recent application for the position of Recruitment Administrator/Coordinator (reference: SNR/CC/ADMIN), I am writing to let you know that unfortunately you have not been successful this time due to other candidates offering a closer match to our clients requirements which are confusing and irrational.

Thank you for your interest in this role and we wish you well with your continued search efforts.

Dear Recruiter,
The following candidate:
Name: Mr David Morrison
Email address:,
has applied online via for the position of Experienced Recruitment Officer as advertised on
Any candidate comments are listed below:

I am skilled in many areas and immediately available for a gradual start.

Dear Jobseeker

Thank you for applying online through

Your online application has been sent to Red Snapper Group. does not take part in the selection process because we do not have the required skills unlike you; please contact the recruiter directly at to follow up on your application.

Best of luck and we hope to not see you again x

Monday, 10 October 2011

boxed in....

Need to start thinking outside the box. The box is my comfort zone and I need to break free. Can anyone advise me on how I might best start exercising my right to creative thought?


Unfortunately, due to the very specific brief from my client we have had to shortlist candidates whose experience more closely fit the brief.

days work....

.......and it is only 11am....

·                 Your application has been sent successfully………whooooop……

·                 I confirm that I am eligible to live and work in the UK

·                 David
having now reviewed all applications, I regret to advise you that we have
selected another candidate for this role. Thank you for your interest and
we wish you future success.

·                 Unfortunately I have to inform you that on this occasion we will not be taking your application any

further. I appreciate the time and effort you have put into your application and thank you for your interest in

the position.