Daves' Diary

Welcome to my very own slice of the world wide web. This is an account of my trials and tribulations as I try to forge ahead on this spinning globe and get myself a 'career' in the process. Please read on and make sure your feet are clean. Thanks!

Sunday, 11 September 2016

Let there be light....


Can I interest you in some bulbs for your shiny new purchase.....LED is the future....

Monday, 15 August 2016


Applying for jobs is a funny ole game. When I applied for the Prime Ministers job (had been made vacant after El Tony Blair left office) I got a polite thanks but no thanks letter. That is a good way to deal with applications even speculative attempts. Conversely when I have applied to jobs with Arnold Clark I get no reply at all. Ever. That is very poor. That company is successful. Figure that one out......

Thursday, 4 August 2016

All change....

Once again, relentless pursuit, I am changing jobs. Only managed 2 weeks with Sainsbury before pulling the plug on it. My days as a Masterbaker are over after tomorrow. Some would say that once I Masterbaker always a........The job was fine and I was surrounded by all my favourite smells but I cannot adequately survive on a 3 day working week. Sounds like a dream but I just spend half the week bored and feeling jobless. So now this job floosy moves onwards and starts with John Lewis next week. More retail therapy awaits. What lies ahead....?

Tuesday, 2 August 2016


Going to work and forgetting to take pack lunch then having to buy a supermarket sandwich.