My Job Journey: Bexley Heath to Uxbridge:
Sweet pea in the hot South
Online was too long
3 dimensions and she is closer to me
University in the cold North East
I took severance
The job was not for me
Birkbeck uni was my first
Three against me
And the job went internally
Male grooming and I am polishing my face
Ironing shirts and tying ties
I have to break into this rat race
EDF in Bexley Heath was a long way away...
I spoke not of corporate competency and experience
Speaking in truths
They said no to me
Then to Uxbridge I roared
Annadarko greeted me
But felt I would be bored
BP in Sunbury with a free bus
Interview was good
Did you not read my CV
Gazprom with offices by the water so fine
We spoke of coordination and experience
Thought it was beneath me so it wasn’t mine
I thought the Union would be fair
Interview was dry and dull
I don’t despair
RBL is a modern place
Red poppy in my jacket
Close but no cigar
Chinese conglomerate by the park
Human resources for them
I missed the mark
Amec was the place to be
Interview was long and interesting
Feedback was not for me
Charity job was temporary
I went and saw
We never met again
MacMillan was not once but twice
Knocked back times two
Me thinks this is not for you
Construction company at Kings Cross
Mix up in selection suitability
This was a dead loss
Microsoft with all its technology
Interviewer tried to advise and redirect
So why interview me
Agencies must see me
Passport please
Market getting busy
Off to ping pong school for me
Barack didn’t stay
For them I was wrong
Working for a community trust
Stop gap vacancy
With no interview this is a must
Telephone interview was new
What are you saying
This is not for you
Equinox for my healthcare
Didn’t need an interview
This opportunity is rare
Business School in a beautiful place
Talking and testing
They did not want to employ my face
Wellcome thanks to Henry
This place is amazing
I had poor competency
Oil and gas in South Quay
With my diving experience I sold myself
No onshore success for me
Now a temporary assignment
There for one day
This job was not meant
VSO job for me
My recruitment skills are strong
Shame it is only temporary
Feedback is always strong
The recession making it harder
Permanently glued to the internet
Permanent opportunities are out there
But now I am being social
The battle goes on and on…..
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